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Do you hate school? Then buy a SchoolBot! Initially, when you wake up, turn on the robot and send it to school. When school is over the robot comes home. When it gets home, you hit a button on the robot, then an arm from the robot comes out and drops a cake. If you eat the cake, you get all the information that the robot has learned that day. When you’re done, turn the robot off and repeat the same steps the next day. So this is why you should get the amazing SchoolBot today! Only for $999! Just call 123-4567! (Plus Shipping and Handling). (Side effects may include food poisoning from cake, barfing, and getting in trouble for skipping school.)

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